So you want sauce at least we've got far. Now we decide what were going to have to eat...

Sunday, 26 August 2007

A man amoungst robots

A man meets a girl takes her our to the cinema, wines and dines her sex after a while if shes lucky and then all of a sudden kids are on the horizon with talks of marriage. Kids on the horizon. Are they though.

Two years you've been together now and you've met the most intimate parts of each other on more than one occasion. You would have thought you knew your partner inside out by now.

How can a robot have kids though. How can we verily contemplate charging our kids up on the mains and walking them around by remote control when their bios goes haywire in the midsummer madness and their 3d programmes are out of sync. "What are ya watching kidda?" Daddy says, "Alien 12 dad its where the Aliens abduct daddies to make them better when they are bad and then theirs a big daddy war". Fuckoff.

So at least your not knowingly going to commit to a romantic future with R2D2 reckoning on the perfect family home? Right! Well maybe you can see a brighter Sun but the Moon does a proper bunk what with all the static about.


I will not lose mana to robots
I will not lose mana to robots
I will not lose mana to robots
I will not lose mana to robots
I will not lose mana to robots

"Whats this Robert" His headmistress asks the cheeky young child for his attempts at correction in after school detention. "Shes a robots its not fair I can do more kick ups then her but the teacher keeps talking to her about computers all the time". "Yes but no football is to be played in the classroom young man"!

I will not lose mana to my boyfriend.

Can you imagine saying that to yourself repeatedly in the dressing room mirror before your hot date with the local school hunk. Ready steady... Give it another 50 years the practice was worth it!

College time...

Banana is peeling back the banana skin and not eating the banana. Everywhere in abundance a little bit here a little bit there and then no bananas everywhere but you need to a be a computer programmer to pull back.

Screw computers. Use them as vibrators if you want too, but don't give up your banana so easily.

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